Check out this incredibly pretty garden wall made of recycled bottles. How pretty that must be in the sunlight. A diamond drill bit for glass and some steel poles and you could easily make one of these yourself. I think I might start saving all of my wine bottles for a garden gate next year.
It’d be great if you could just let me do my homework.
Oh, you wanna watch TV? Okay, well of course, I just love hearing the beautiful sound of gun shots and screams while I’m working on an essay.
What’s that? You want me to do the dishes?
Yeah yeah, sure thing, papito. I’ll get to it before I go to bed.
That’s not okay? Well just put the sponge down, you don’t need to do anything. It’s fine, like I said, I’ll get to it once i’m finished up here.
"DON’T LET THE DISHES SIT HERE, THEY’RE GOING TO ACCUMULATE BACTERIA"
"Hey Debbie, your daughter made me wash the dishes."
-She said she’d wash them, I guess not.
"I had to do them while she was just sitting over there"
YEAH, NO DUH FATHER, CAUSE I’M JUST GOING TO SIT THERE AND STARE AT YOU WASHING THE DISHES, CAUSE I DON’T JUST HAVE ALL MY BOOKS AND PAPERS OUT. YOU KNOW, JUST DECORATIN’ THE TABLE WITH ‘EM, PREPARIN’ FOR MY HOMEMAKER DAYS.
“Ugly is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion. A matter of taste, a whim, an eye, a beholder, an opinion, a spin, light crossing the frame, paint, projection. The moment. Context.”—Margaret Cho (via light-essence)